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The Daily Pop-Up Wall

Daily GE Joke

The pop-up windows from the old GE desktop — one for the interns, the IT team, the buyers, the plant and every group of people who kept each business running. Click a window to read the punchline.

GE Project Managers — Daily GE Joke poster
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Turn plans into progress. People into teams. Ideas into reality.

Daily GE Joke

Why are GE Project Managers always so calm?

That's Planning!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different projects. Same people. Same passion. Still GE!

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GE Quality Leaders — Daily GE Joke poster
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Right first time. Better every day. Stronger together.

Daily GE Joke

Why are GE Quality Leaders always so calm?

That's Quality!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different products. Same standards. Still GE!

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GE EHS Leaders — Daily GE Joke poster
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Safer people. Healthier workplaces. Brighter tomorrows.

Daily GE Joke

Why are GE EHS leaders always so positive?

That's Safety!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different locations. Same mission. Still GE!

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GE Administrative Assistants — Daily GE Joke poster
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The heart behind everything that works.

Daily GE Joke

Why are GE Administrative Assistants the real superheroes at work?

That's a Superpower!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different tasks. Same purpose. Still GE!

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GE Oil & Gas — Daily GE Joke poster
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Energy people. Real solutions. A brighter tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Oil & Gas team always get invited to company events?

That's Energy!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different challenges. Same people. Same purpose. Still GE!

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GE Techs & Assemblers — Daily GE Joke poster
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Built today. Powering tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why are GE technicians and assemblers the real superheroes at work?

That's Talent!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different skills. Same pride. Still GE!

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GE Supply Chain & Logistics — Daily GE Joke poster
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Connecting the world. Powering progress.

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE Supply Chain team always calm at work?

That's Logistics!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different ships. Same destination. Still GE!

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GE Finance — Daily GE Joke poster
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Powering opportunity around the world.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Finance team always stay calm at work?

That's Profitable!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different numbers. Same purpose. Still GE!

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GE Mobile Radio — Daily GE Joke poster
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Communications that kept the world connected.

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE two-way radio always the most popular person at work?

LOL! So True!Reminds Me of Someone!Next GE Joke!

Different decades. Same signal. Still GE!

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GE Transportation — Daily GE Joke poster
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Moving the world for a brighter tomorrow

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE locomotive always make everyone smile at the plant?

That’s Classic!So True!Next GE Joke!

Different routes. Same spirit. Still GE!

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GE Healthcare — Daily GE Joke poster
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Precision. People. A healthier tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE Healthcare MRI machine such a great team player?

Love This!So True!Next GE Joke!

Same compassion. Different generations. Still GE.

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GE Power & Turbines — Daily GE Joke poster
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Powering progress for a brighter tomorrow

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE turbine refuse to gossip at work?

Haha! So True!Reminds Me of Someone!Next Joke Please!

High pressure people make great things!

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GE Lighting & Home — Daily GE Joke poster
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For every part of your life

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE light bulb always get invited to meetings?

That’s Brilliant!So True!One More GE Joke!

Same machines. Different generations. Still iconic!

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GE Retirees — Daily GE Joke poster
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Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE retiree bring a laptop, a hard hat, and a coffee mug to the reunion?

Love It!So True!Still Working on That!

Different generations. Same great spirit.

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GE Aerospace — Daily GE Joke poster
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From ideas on paper to wings in the sky — that’s the GE spirit

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE aerospace engineer always promoted?

OKShare with Fellow GE AlumniNext Joke Please!

Same curiosity. Higher altitudes!

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GE Appliances — Daily GE Joke poster
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Appliances for a brighter tomorrow

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE refrigerator the calmest employee?

OKShare with GE Friends

Making everyday life better

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GE Locomotives & Rail — Daily GE Joke poster
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GE trains move the world

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE locomotive never miss a meeting?

OKShare with Fellow GE Alumni

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GE Engineers — Daily GE Joke poster
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Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE engineer bring a ladder to work?

OK

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GE Interns — Daily GE Joke poster
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Learn. Contribute. Innovate.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE intern bring a notebook to every meeting?

Intern Approved!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE IT Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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Connecting people. Powering possibilities.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE IT department always stay calm?

IT Legends!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Supply Chain Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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Connecting the world. Delivering possibilities. Keeping GE moving.

Daily GE Joke

Why was the GE supply chain team always invited to parties?

Logistics Legends!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Finance Department — Daily GE Joke poster
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Turning numbers into opportunities. Powering a brighter tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Finance department always bring a calculator to lunch?

That Adds Up!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Plastics Business — Daily GE Joke poster
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Materials that make a brighter tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Plastics business always stay so cool?

That's Solid!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Wind Business — Daily GE Joke poster
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Catching today's winds to power tomorrow's possibilities.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Wind team bring sunglasses to the office?

That's a Breeze!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Human Resources — Daily GE Joke poster
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People today. Brighter tomorrows.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE HR team always carry a ladder?

That's a Reach!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Consultants — Daily GE Joke poster
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Different sites. Same big ideas. Brighter tomorrows.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Consultants always carry a suitcase?

That's Consulting!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Buyers — Daily GE Joke poster
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Sourcing solutions today for a stronger tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Buyers always carry a calendar and a telescope?

That's a Smart Buy!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Operations Leader — Daily GE Joke poster
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Turning plans into progress. Today and tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Operations Leader always carry a whiteboard and a coffee cup?

That's Operations!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE OMLPs — Daily GE Joke poster
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Rotate. Learn. Grow. Same badge. New adventure. Brighter tomorrows.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE OMLPs always carry a backpack, a laptop, and a map?

That's a Rotation!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Recruiters — Daily GE Joke poster
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Finding great people for a brighter tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Recruiters always carry a fishing rod?

That's a Catch!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Maintenance Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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If it's broken, we'll find a way.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Maintenance team always carry a huge toolbox?

That's Maintenance!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Healthcare Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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Technology that sees more. People who care more. A healthier tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Healthcare team always carry a stethoscope and a lightbulb?

That's Healthcare!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE IT / Helpdesk — Daily GE Joke poster
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Turning problems into solutions. Keeping GE connected around the world.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE IT team always carry a coffee, a laptop, and a wrench?

That's IT!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE R&D Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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Ideas today. Innovations tomorrow. A brighter world always.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE R&D team always carry a notebook, a coffee, and a whiteboard marker?

That's Innovative!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Logistics Manager — Daily GE Joke poster
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Moving parts. Connecting plants. Solving today for a stronger tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Logistics Manager always carry a coffee, a phone, and a laptop?

That's Logistics!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Customs Leader — Daily GE Joke poster
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Different borders. Same mission. Get GE parts where they belong.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Customs Leader always carry a magnifying glass, a globe, and a cup of chai?

That's Customs!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Executive Leader — Daily GE Joke poster
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Same vision. Different strategies. More town halls. Brighter tomorrow.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Executive Leader always carry a compass, a stopwatch, and a pair of sunglasses?

That's Leadership!So True!Next GE Joke!

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GE Facilities Team — Daily GE Joke poster
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Keeping GE running. One building, one fix, one brighter day.

Daily GE Joke

Why did the GE Facilities Team always carry a roll of duct tape, a flashlight, and a coffee mug?

That's Facilities!So True!Next GE Joke!

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